On the 1st day til Christmas, I told the economy:

My insurance is going up,

My new Visa bill,

All the stores are bare,

I have no winning numbers,

My car’s payment is late,

A Christmas party potluck (with gift),

Library fees,

Collectors on the phone,

My account is overdrawn,

My payment is overdue,

But Thank God for my health and family!!!!

And to all a good night!

On the 2nd day til Christmas, the economy yelled at me:

Your insurance is going up,

New Visa bill,

All the stores are bare,

No winning numbers,

Your car’s payment is late,

A Christmas party potluck (with gift),

Library fees,

Collectors on the phone,

Your account is overdrawn,

Your payment is overdue,

And you really don’t have any money.

On the 3rd day til Christmas, the economy yelled at me:

All the stores are bare,

New Visa bill,

No winning numbers,

Your car’s payment is late,

A Christmas party potluck (with gift),

Library fees,

Collectors on the phone,

Your account is overdrawn,

Your payment is overdue,

And you really don’t have any money.

On the 4th day til Christmas, the economy yelled at me:

New Visa bill,

No winning numbers,

Your car’s payment is late,

A Christmas party potluck (with gift),

Library fees,

Collectors on the phone,

Your account is overdrawn,

Your payment is overdue,

And you really don’t have any money.

On the 5th day til Christmas, the economy yelled at me:

No winning numbers,

Your car’s payment is late,

A Christmas party potluck (with gift),

Library fees,

Collectors on the phone,

Your account is overdrawn,

Your payment is overdue,

And you really don’t have any money.

On the 6th day til Christmas, the economy yelled at me:

Your car’s payment is late,

A Christmas party potluck (with gift),

Library fees,

Collectors on the phone,

Your account is overdrawn,

Your payment is overdue,

And you really don’t have any money.

On the 7th day til Christmas, the economy yelled at me:

A Christmas party potluck (with gift),

Library fees,

Collectors on the phone,

Your account is overcharged,

Your payment is overdue,

And you really don’t have any money.

On the 8th day til Christmas, the economy yelled at me:

Library Fees,

Collectors on the phone,

Your account is overdrawn,

Your payment is overdue,

And you really don’t have any money.

On the 9th day til Christmas, the economy yelled at me:

Collectors on the phone,

Your account is overdrawn,

Your payment is overdue,

And you really don’t have any money.

On the 10th day til Christmas, the economy yelled at me:

Your account is overdrawn,

Your payment is overdue,

and you really don’t have any money.